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27th-Nov-2002 06:46 am
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Ok. Got called home from work last night due to Mom throwing a clot. She will soon be taken to Cleveland.

I'll skip the riots we had over the weekend.

This does mean that Mom will not be home for Thanksgiving probably. Which gives me the option of NOT going home, since I have no desire to deal with Lisa's family. But I'll still send home pie.

I have no desire to go home anyway. I really am not fond of the Holidays, and I have no desire to be the 5th wheel at my brother's house.


Here's a little flashback for those of us who knew the 80's!

You know you grew up in the 80's if...

You ever ended your sentence with "psych!"

You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers.

You watched the Pound Puppies.

You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.

You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom".

Three words: M.C. Hammer. It's Hammertime!! :-D

You thought it would be great to have a friend named, "Boner."

You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."

If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long!

You remember reading Kool-Aid man comics.

You ever watched Fraggle Rock.

You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a
Saturday to watch cartoons.

You wore a pony tail to the side of your head.

You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen.

You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. What ever happened to that game, anyway?!)

You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your
shirt in a knot on the side.

You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall.

You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school.

You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.

L.A. GEAR!

Your mother wouldn't let you have Garbage Pail Kids.

You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten.

You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off".

You wanted to be a Goonie.

You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.

You wanted to be on StarSearch.

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose
fell off.

You took Lunch pales to school

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets.

You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement
you make.

You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.

Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

You remember Punky Brewster.

You loved Howard the Duck.

You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.

You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you
exchanged "friendship bracelets".

You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes.

After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?"

You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline
skates.

You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide.

You know not to mix poprocks and soda (but did it anyway!).

You have played with a 'skip-it'.

You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's.

You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks.

You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons.

You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An
Egyptian."

If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat.

You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special.

You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's."

You remember Popples.

DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks.

You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down.

MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK.....

You remember boom boxes instead of CD players.

You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

You remember the Transformers.

You know what it meant to say "care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite.

You remember Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales.

You remember watching TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot!

You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac.

You remember the large amounts of hairspray used.

You remember those very stylish headbands.

You remember Vicky the Robot.

You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she could
stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and
talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom.

You remember the begining of New Kids on the Block.

You remember watching The Cosby show.

You remember Mr. Belvidere.

You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future.

You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell"

You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "shot through the heart" song.


Oh, and we heard an oldskool rap cut oin the radio last night that I'd like to get. No clue on title or artist, but the chorus was like "La'Keisha's got a big old butt." Any clue who or what it was?
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27th-Nov-2002 04:19 am (UTC)
You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. What ever happened to that game, anyway?!)
they still amke it, and are up to version 5 i think now.
there is a mash game online that you can play. www.playmash.com/
27th-Nov-2002 01:20 pm (UTC) - Re:
Eeek! Just what I need to feel old:)

My roomies actually bought Oregon Trail II, but it just isn't the same:(
27th-Nov-2002 06:42 am (UTC)
It's called "Big Ole Butt" by LL Cool J.

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...

TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...

BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember

LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
27th-Nov-2002 01:21 pm (UTC) - Re:
OMG thank you. I never got around to listening to a lot of things when I was younger, so I'm now impared musically:)
27th-Nov-2002 01:53 pm (UTC)
I have the song on CD if you want it - I could mp3 it.

My friend Chuck sent me a mix CD called "Old Skool Birthday" in October. Wanna borrow? :)
27th-Nov-2002 02:20 pm (UTC) - Re:
I may just do that...but I downloaded "Big ole Butt off WinMX:) I have now made my roommate laugh, so that's just an added bonus.
27th-Nov-2002 03:03 pm (UTC)
Alrighty. Just let me know. :)
1st-Dec-2002 11:18 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Whoa... it's sad, but even *I* remember most that stuff.
2nd-Dec-2002 03:21 am (UTC) - Re:
*chuckles* Yeah, it did wonders for my gray hair.
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