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Oh my... 
2nd-Dec-2002 06:30 am
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This comes courtesy of wtv-zone.com. A friend of mine sent me the link. I'm cutting the results, mainly because it has naughty language.

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Erin's Christmas party. It was Chris who spiked the punch with too much Rum. I can't help it if I drank 21 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like love juice.

I thought it was funny when I put Rich's shirt on my head and danced the disco on the papasan while singing `big ol' butt'. I didn't mean to break Erin's computer and don't know why Erin would sue me for statutory rape.

I don't remember calling Richard's wife a sexy sheep---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Lisa's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that lasagna.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Isuzu P/up through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a melodious pig and have me arrested for streaking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stinky and boring. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skanky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and lazily yours,
James (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!
Comments 
2nd-Dec-2002 06:33 am (UTC)
ROFL.... I was at that party! LOL...
2nd-Dec-2002 12:24 pm (UTC) - Re:
*chuckles* Kind of a scary party from what I remember:)
7th-Dec-2002 07:15 pm (UTC)
*snerks*
7th-Dec-2002 10:22 pm (UTC) - Re:
Kind of like a dirty Mad-Libs game:)
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