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problems with the bf 
15th-Nov-2001 03:42 am
me
I left Rodger tonight while he slept. I don't think he understands that I'm not ready to exchange gold cock rings with anyone quite yet. He and I had this big fight over stupid shit, mainly because while I'm faithful (give or take a night or two), commitment to me is the sound of shackles being firmly affixed to my anatomy.Then, on the way home, I got attacked by raging Parrotheads. You know, this is like the first time I've seen men in drag outside a drag show or goth club...
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15th-Nov-2001 01:21 am (UTC) - The Parrothead Sketch
"Officer, this man killed this parrothead."
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did"
"Right now then, now then what's all this then?"
"He killed this here parrothead."
"No I didn't, I was walking down the street, and then it let out a big squawk."
"That wasn't a squawk, that was a scream, you shot 'im and now 'es bleedin' dead."
"No he's not."
"What is he then?"
"Sleeping."
"Sleeping??"
"Yes, sleeping."
"Look, I tell you, this here parrothead is dead and this man should be arrested for slayin' him!"

etc.

cheer up.
15th-Nov-2001 02:07 am (UTC) - Re: The Parrothead Sketch
*laughs* I am cheerier now. All I need is sleep. And Nioce Monty Python riff:)
15th-Nov-2001 02:10 am (UTC) - Re: The Parrothead Sketch
Noce, eh guv'nor, wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean eh?

Right, off you go!
15th-Nov-2001 02:29 am (UTC) - Re: The Parrothead Sketch
And now for something completely different...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quiote irate..
15th-Nov-2001 02:51 am (UTC) - Re: The Parrothead Sketch
Let the pagan heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground
God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

(that's why I swollow but thats a secret. hush)
15th-Nov-2001 02:54 am (UTC) - Re: The Parrothead Sketch
*roflmao* As a friend once said, The difference between like love and showing off is spit swallow or gargle...
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