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18th-Nov-2001 01:10 am
me
Tomorrow is Homecoming/Consecration Sunday at my old church in Urbana, which means I expect the wrath of YHVH when I walk through the doors. Not to mention it means a day with the entire extended family. *cringes* I love them, I really do, but I also hate the 18 bazillion little things that get said. They all know I'm gay, but that doesn't stop the needling about when I'm going to settle down with a nice man and adopt more grandkids. Or trying to explain to Rachel and Brandon why they might have another Uncle someday. I still have pictures of Rachel and my evil ex around here someplace, but I still am not looking forward to that conversation when she's older. That and entire day around my family is usually grounds for committal, or at least a trank gun. I love them all dearly, but there are days when I wish I was an orphan. Usually holidays. At least the half brothers and Uncle Paul aren't coming this year. I love Chuck very much, mainly because he and I talk books when ever he visits, but the last time I saw Bill, he spent half his time condemning me to hell and the other half of his time trying to convert me. And I refuse to discuss Uncle Paul, although I have stopped my plot to erase him from memory after he dies. I still want to, but I don't need the added karmic debt right now.
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18th-Nov-2001 03:23 am (UTC) - No one expects the Family Inquisition!
Bring out.... the comfy chair!
18th-Nov-2001 03:30 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
More like the Iron Maiden...I call her mom.
18th-Nov-2001 04:23 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
And father goes by the name of... Torquemada?
18th-Nov-2001 08:21 pm (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
No, Torqufada....
19th-Nov-2001 01:29 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
booo!!! hisss!!!!!

We are not amused! ha! ha!
19th-Nov-2001 06:05 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
*Laughs* I thought you might like that one.
19th-Nov-2001 06:14 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
Heh. At least we don't get fined dimes here for bad puns. =)
19th-Nov-2001 06:20 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
Naw, that's only in groups:)
19th-Nov-2001 06:42 am (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
::wipes brow::

whew.

19th-Nov-2001 12:50 pm (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
*laughs*
19th-Nov-2001 12:52 pm (UTC) - Re: No one expects the Family Inquisition!
so uh if you see any orphaned dimes lying around, send em my way...
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