Bringing Up goats (CBS, 5:00): gangrel_pri (Anthony Hopkins) tells a joke that offends taocub (Ginger Rogers). At the same time, adagiogray (Clint Eastwood) causes problems at work when a file from johnbu (Holly Hunter) has a virus. Later that day, sistermorphine (Uma Thurman) decides to run for city council, but baronessbaby (Madonna) refuses to help. Meanwhile, grimkitten (James Best) invents a new kind of slice of cheesecake and gets gothic_oreo (Scott Bakula) to sell it. The week after, macabrebytch (Lindsay Lohan) sets sarya (Paul Newman)'s fork on fire. TV-MA.