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Hello Celibacy 
27th-Nov-2001 09:38 am
me
After a bunch of tests, I found out I'm negative, other than one thing which I won't even go into. While not fatal or incurable, it is a bitch. Therefore, I'm swearing off sex for a while, mainly because I don't ever want to have a Q-tip shoved up my urethra ever again. The blood tests I can deal with. The others are a whole different story.

Lesson of the day kiddies: Don't have sex unless you really want a Q-tip up your urethra.
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27th-Nov-2001 07:05 am (UTC)
Ahh..no trip to the clinic is complete without a q-tip up your urethra. 2, in fact.
27th-Nov-2001 09:58 am (UTC)
Well, yeah, and don't forget the one that goes up the other orifice, or don't they make str8 people get that one?
27th-Nov-2001 10:42 am (UTC) - Re:
Nope. Not for us breeders. ;)

Let me guess..NGU? ;)
27th-Nov-2001 11:47 am (UTC) - Re:
NGU? No comprende, se~nor...
27th-Nov-2001 02:17 pm (UTC) - Re:
Then it's not NGU. If ya don't know, no need. ;)

Non-gonococcal urethritis.
27th-Nov-2001 06:08 pm (UTC) - Re:
Well, thank Gods I don't have that...at least not now that the swelling has gone down...
27th-Nov-2001 10:45 am (UTC)
Q TIP?????


well at least it wasnt a .... waddaya call em tubes they insert to make u pee when u cant pee..

oh, catheter.

pain is a catheter.

agony is a catheter without anesthesia.

poor you.
27th-Nov-2001 11:46 am (UTC) - Re:
I've had a catheter in my life time...it rates right up there with dental surgery.
27th-Nov-2001 11:48 am (UTC)
your peehole is cursed aint it?
27th-Nov-2001 12:12 pm (UTC) - Re:
ayuh...And I just thought i was kinky...
27th-Nov-2001 02:06 pm (UTC)
eek
27th-Nov-2001 06:09 pm (UTC) - Re:
Kum-BAY-YAH!
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