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Ack, Resa, I was venting! >Actual warnings from our military:… 
27th-Jan-2004 05:45 am
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Ack, Resa, I was venting!

>Actual warnings from our military:
>
>
>Useful Military Warnings
>
>"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket
>Launcher
>
>"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S.
>Army
>
>"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
>guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
>
>"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
>
>"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
>least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
>left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
>
>"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
>just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
>
>"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry
>Journal
>
>"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
>
>"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
>
>"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col.
>David Hackworth
>
>"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
>ambush." - Infantry Journal
>
>"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
>
>"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
>
>"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
>Army Recruit
>
>"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your
>Buddies
>
>(And lastly)
>
>"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
>U.S. Ammo Troop
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