My resolutions for laughter... 1) I will get my bills paid off so I don't get to spend more time in Adult Day Care 2) I will request next New Year's Eve off a year in advance. 3) I will quit being such a cock tease. 4) I will stop falling in love with str8 men. 5) I will stop getting older men to fall in love with me. 6) I will apologize to all the people who deserve one, and a few who don't. 7) I will visit my friends. 8) I will stop being obsessed with my ex's. 9) I will stop going out of my way to be the Evil Bitch Queen I have become. 10) I will stop trying to convert the Xtians to paganism when they try to convert me. 11) I will stop recruiting new men to my team. *rolls eyes* 12) I will give up all my vices. 13) I will pick up new vices, like heroine. 14) I will not shave the cat to get rid of its dandruff. 15) I will stop quoting evey bad movie I watch at odd intervals. 16) If I try to kill myself again, I will not tell anyone. 17) If I try to kill myself again, I will not use a butter knife. 18) I will stop trying to sell Paxil for profit. 19) I will stop lying to adolecesents that life gets better when you get older. 20) I will not say I love you to anyone, unless it's my mother.