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Things I learned while stoned at work tonight: 1)The monkey gets… 
27th-Sep-2001 03:25 am
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Things I learned while stoned at work tonight:

1)The monkey gets bigger the more you ponder its exsistence.

2)If pot makes you horny, don't listen to Barry White, unless you have someone to go home to.

3)People on the phone know you're stoned. Half the time they are as well.

4)Blunts taste better than joints.

5)I really don't want to be a stoner again.

6)Box folding is fun!

7)Papa John's is lousy for munchie food. I wish there was a Waffle House here.
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