A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.
(Warning: I'm shitty with quotes, so some of these are paraphrases.)
Show me a happy homosexual and I'll show you a dead homosexual. Boys in the Band mynamestitch
You make murder sound so sexual. Threesome mynamestitch
I threw the fucking map in the fucking river! Blair With Project starrchilde
They said you got married down at he Unitarian Church in a Star Wars wedding. And you're the butch and you're the bitch! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back mynamestitch
There's only us, there's only this, forget the past. RENT iuchiyoshi
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Heathers spookshow1313
It's not beastiality, it's interspecies erotica. Clerks II spookshow1313
There's only one way to resolve this. We all have to sleep together. Chasing Amy starrchilde
Jack Nasty is more like it. Brokeback Mountain avahgdu
That's why I manually masturbate small animals for artificial insemination. Clerks mzwyndi
That's funny, the head got so much better in October. GO mynamestitch
My plastic surgeon says I shouldn't have balls flying at my face. Well, there goes your social life. Clueless starrchilde
The Klaus Barbie museum opened in... Rat Race ninjafatboy
I'm not a fat girl in the water! The Poseiden Adventure avahgdu
This is how I became the internationally ignored superstar barely standing before you. Hedwig and the Angry Inch avahgdu
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? Who lives on Drury Lane? Shrek avahgdu