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Ah, so it was me who was responsible... 
18th-Feb-2007 10:20 pm
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Caine
You are Caine, the world’s first murderer and one of the Bible’s first villains. You murdered your brother in cold blood just because God liked your brother’s offering more than He liked yours. Only an envious/cruel person could commit such a horrible act for a reason that, quite frankly, was incredibly stupid. To make matters worse, you even tried to lie to God about it afterwards. I guess you couldn’t help yourself; you like to deceive people and you are probably somewhat good at it. When God decided that your offering was unacceptable, your countenance immediately fell and you became exceeding wroth. In other words, you lost your composure and got pissed off. This is because you are a rather prideful person, and can't stand criticism from God or anybody else. Of course, all of this could have been avoided if you just gave God a decent offering. Seeing that you are not much of a hard worker, let alone an overachiever, you figured that you’d give God a "just enough to get by" offering. Unfortunately, you failed. Maybe in the future you’ll learn from this mistake and try not to be so lazy.

OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS A Child of Israel The Serpent The Phillistine Judas Iscariot Jonah The Demon The Fallen Angel The False Prophet Goliath Pharaoh King Nebuchadnezzar Caiaphas King Saul Cain The Antichrist Satan



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Comments 
20th-Feb-2007 04:31 am (UTC)
This is my favorite line in this whole explanation: Your countenance immediately fell and you became exceeding wroth. In other words, you lost your composure and got pissed off.

I'd just like to point out that Caine had good reason to be pissed. God totally dissed him. Abel was a herdsman and offered the best of his flock. Caine was a farmer and offered the best of his field. How the hell was he to know that God was an Atkins man and didn't want no stinkin' bread? had he told Caine before that "don't offer me some grains and shit, becuase I ain't having none of that. Trade your grains with your brother so you can offer me a nice sheep dude." No... he didn't... So I figure Caine thought maybe that Abel had cheated.. got insider information about what kinds of presents God liked... How unfair is that? I'd kill Caine too if I thought that he cheated me out of God's grace... after I I'd be wroth and my Countenance would have failed. The moral? God shouldn't HAVE pets.

Anyway.. I wind.. I'm Satan. That's right baby.. the most beautiful and powerful of all angels, Lucifer himself. Yup. ^_^ And all that bs about not being beautiful or powerful anymore? Jealousy... yup.. God's jealous that more people like me than like him because I let them play whenever they want to and don't make stupid rules that don't make sense. Go me!
20th-Feb-2007 06:51 am (UTC)
See, the one thing I never figured out is where the hell Lucifer is in the bible. As far as I can tell, he shows up first in Job, but even then, he's not the Xtian devil in his portrayal.

Past that, I know he shows up at the end of Revelation...and something in the desert somewhere..
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