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Pagan humor 
7th-May-2002 02:08 am
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> WWAD? (A= Artemis) Turn him into a stag to be torn apart
> by his
> barking hounds.
>
> WWAD? (A= Athena) Stare him down (then beat the crap out
> of
> them...in a logical manner).
>
> WWAD? (A= Apollo) Test their musical skills...in a fair
> contest.
>
> WWAD? (A= Aphrodite) Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite
>
> do?
>
> WWAD? (A= Astarte) Make love AND war.
>
> WWBD? (B= Bacchus) Get them drunk and turn them into
> dolphins.
>
> WWBD? (B= Britannia) Rule!
>
> WWBD? (B= Buddha) Does it matter? If you are enlightened
> it
> doesn't. If you are not enlightened it still doesn't.
>
> WWCD? (C= Ceres) Discuss it calmly while holding a
> scythe.
>
> WWCD? (C= Cerridwen) Stir it up one more time.
>
> WWCD? (C= Chaos) No one is quite sure...but it will be
> messy
> and...interesting.
>
> WWCD? (C= Cthulhu) Does it matter? No one will survive
> anyway.
>
> WWDD? (D= Demeter) Lay waste to your lands if you don't
> have
> her daughter back by 10 PM! (And don't even THINK of
> laying a
> hand on her!)
>
> WWDD? (D= Discordia) Here...have an apple...IF you are
> the
> fairest!
>
> WWED? (E= Ereshkigal) Strip them and hang them on a hook
> to
> rot.
>
> WWTED? (TE= The Eleusinians) It's a mystery!
>
> WWFD? (F= Flora) Say it with flowers.
>
> WWFD? (F= Fortuna) Play the lottery.
>
> WWGD? (G= Gaia) Remind them to worship the ground they
> stand on.
>
> WWGD? (G= Ganesha) Saddle up his rat.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hades) Tell them to go to Hell.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hecate) Show them the right path...or is it the
> left?
>
> WWHD? (H= Hera) Get jealous.
>
> WWHD? (H= Hercules) Labor to come up with an answer.
>
> WWHD? (H= Herne) Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
>
> WWJD? (J= Janus) Look the other way.
>
> WWJD? (J= Jupiter) Strike them down with a bolt from the
> blue.
>
> WWKD? (K= Kali) Tear out their beating heart, drink their
> blood
> and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as
> jewelry.
>
> WWKD? (K= Kwan Yin) Show them some mercy.
>
> WWLD? (L= Loki) Turn left at the next street, buy five
> chickens,
> "borrow" some jewelry, change into a seal, and steal some
>
> apples. For starters.
>
> WWLD? (L= Luna) Moon them!
>
> WWMD? (M= Mithras) Cut the bull!
>
> WWMD? (M= Mars) Suit up for battle.
>
> WWMD? (M= Mercury) Change his mind...again.
>
> WWND? (N= Narcissus) Huh? Is there someone else here?
>
> WWPD? (P= Pan) Tell them to pipe down or f*** off.
>
> WWPD? (P= Pluto) Hump Minnie's leg.
>
> WWPD? (P= Priapus) Rise to the occasion.
>
> WWSD? (S= Sekhmet) Drown her sorrows in blood.
>
> WWSD? (S= Set) You don't want to know, and it won't be
> nice.
>
> WWSD? (S= Shiva) Smoke some weed and dance the night
> away.
>
> WWTD? (T= Thor) Hammer it out.
>
> WWVD? (V= Vesta) Keep the home fires burning.
>
> WWVD? (V= Vulcan) Live long and prosper.
>
> WWYD? (Y= Yahweh) "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the
> burning
> bush already! OY!"
>
> WWZD? (Z= Zeus) By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!
>
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