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Writer's Block: What? No Goodnight Kiss? 
6th-Mar-2008 09:09 pm
Serenity
What is the worst date you've ever been on?


That's easy. Shawn Barwhore and the Cincy Reds. Followed by dinner at Waffle House. Because there's nothing as romantic as having dinner at Luftwaffe House with someone you barely like. Particularly when he's drunk and singing Bob Seager's "Turn the Page" along with the jukebox. Or the conversation on the way back to Wright State where he informs our hero all he wants is someone to blow him on occasion, with no reciprocation. Did I mention he smelled funny?
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7th-Mar-2008 03:16 am (UTC)
My absolute WORSE date was with a cowboy that chewed! He couldn't understand why I refused to kiss him AND he expected me to "do it" in the middle of a back country dirt road! Thank gods it was a double date, and was able to get home relatively intact.
7th-Mar-2008 03:23 am (UTC)
ROFL
7th-Mar-2008 03:25 am (UTC)
The wild thing is he actually called for another date, and informed me his mother felt I was good marriage material. I merely screamed as loud as I could and slammed the phone down!
7th-Mar-2008 04:19 am (UTC)
I've only ever been on 1 date with someone I wasn't already sleeping with so it kind of has the honor of being both the best and the worst :-)

Jr year of High school ROTC Military Ball. Asked a girl I liked to go with me and she said yes, but her parents were very strict being 1st gen imigrants from Portugal and she wasn't allowed to date so I would have to meet her there but I could take her home.

The next day was the start of spring break and my family was flying out bright and early for a vacation to So Cal (something ridiculous like a 7:30 AM flight so we had to be out of the house on the way to the airport by 4).

30 minutes into the dance my mother (who is a chaperone) gets called by the front desk. My father, who is drunk off his ass wants us home in 30 minutes or he will cut all of our throats when we get there (Yes that is an exact quote), so not only did I not pick up my "date" or take her home, I got to spend about 20 minutes with her before I was forced to leave.

I get back a week later and find out she has a new boyfriend that she has been with ever since the ball.

That was pretty much the end of my dating career.
7th-Mar-2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
ROFL

And here I thought my dating life was f***ed up:)
7th-Mar-2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Yeah, now I only date women after I have slept with them :-)

At least that is the way it has worked with both of my wives and there hasn't been anyone else involved.
8th-Mar-2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad that part of my life is over with!
8th-Mar-2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Whcih part, Dating, Sleeping with people before you date them, or being married? :-)
9th-Mar-2008 12:02 am (UTC)
Dating...sleeping with people. I was married for 27 1/2 years before Gerry died from Cancer. Eh.....did my part for the married world, ain't doing it again!!
12th-Mar-2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
God Damn! That sucks.
12th-Mar-2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
Or not sucks, as the case may be.
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