What is the worst date you've ever been on?
That's easy. Shawn Barwhore and the Cincy Reds. Followed by dinner at Waffle House. Because there's nothing as romantic as having dinner at Luftwaffe House with someone you barely like. Particularly when he's drunk and singing Bob Seager's "Turn the Page" along with the jukebox. Or the conversation on the way back to Wright State where he informs our hero all he wants is someone to blow him on occasion, with no reciprocation. Did I mention he smelled funny?