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Changing the world
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Sountrack to my autobiography meme via starrchilde 
5th-May-2008 05:13 pm
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What to do: Put your playlist on random and enter the songs for each category as they come up (no skipping around!)

Opening Credits: "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"- Iron Maiden (Probably complete with me headbanging Wayne style.)

Waking Up: "X-static Process"- Madonna (There is nothing happy about waking up.)

First Job: "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"- Panic! at the Disco (Heh. Only sin at my first job was the 80- year old retirees going at it on the conveyor belt.)

Life's Ok: "Blister in the Sun"- Violent Femmes (Could be worse, could be "Turning Japanese")

First Date: "Take a Chance on Me"- ABBA (Yes, I have ABBA. Yes I'm gay. Move along.)

Falling in Love: "If you love someone, set the on fire"- Dead Milkmen (I wonder if the object of my affection will bet "Burnin' for You" here.)

Breaking Up: "Short Dick Man"-Gillette (Haha.)

Flashback: "Personal Jesus"- Depeche Mode

Getting Back Together: "Pepper"- Butthole Surfers

Wedding: "Love is a Battlefield"- Pat Benetar (Yes, yes it is.)

Birth of a Child: "Come On Eileen"- Save Ferris (Only if it's a girl.)

Bar Fight at Last Call: "Paint It Black"- Rolling Stones (This would probably work better on the next scene.)

Death Scene: "Ecstacy"- Rusted Root (Everyone will be happy when I die. Screw y'uns.)

Funeral Song: "Black No. 1"- Type O Negative (Honey, I want cocksucker red, not Goth #1 when I go.)

Ending Credits: "If It Be Your Will"- Leonard Cohen
Comments 
5th-May-2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
80 year olds doing it on the......oh thank you, now I'll never get that image out of my mind! Don't get me wrong, I'm ALL for the "older" generation having fun....but....ON A CONVEYOR BELT???? What they couldn't wait to get to the car? *lol*
5th-May-2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
My first real job was inserting adverts into the local papers. Or more actually like lugging budles of stuffed papers to circulation or to the trucks going to other distribution spots. This was due to everyone else being 70 or older and unable to lift anything.

On saturday mornings, I had to be in by 4 AM. I got there at 3:30 to find Leo schtupping Bitch Betty on the conveyor. And she had the nerve to call ME an immoral sinner.
6th-May-2008 12:02 am (UTC)
Wow they were certainly lively! There's no way in hell I could do THAT at 3:30 in the morning!
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