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Writer's Block: A Fruity Synthesis 
17th-Aug-2008 01:55 am
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If you could create a hybrid of any two fruits in the world, what would they be and why? Describe this new fruit (its name, taste, color, ect.)


Plums and oranges. I'd call it FIBERFRUIT. Who cares what it tastes like, as long as it works better than Metamucil.
Comments 
(Deleted comment)
18th-Aug-2008 02:27 am (UTC)
Well, it's thanks to us tampering that we get seedless friets, including Kirk Cameron's fucking banana.
18th-Aug-2008 06:43 am (UTC)
Turkeys and bears. I would call them george. They would taste like owls.
19th-Aug-2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
Barn owls or horned owls?
19th-Aug-2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
Burrow Owls!
20th-Aug-2008 07:14 am (UTC)
Ya know, at the Ozark empire Fair, the Scrambler WAS fairly close to the sno-kone booth...
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