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Well, I don't have an OSU icon, but here's some U of M jokes... 
17th-Oct-2008 02:19 pm
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GO BUCKS!



15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALLTEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR.
WITH THAT IN MIND, THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....
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A lady in Ann Arbor calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'

The police officer says, 'Ma'm, we're really busy at the moment.
Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
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Q: What is Rich Rodriguez's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Ann Arbor ?

A: A huddle
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Q: Four Michigan players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the U of M players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The University of Michigan team has adopted a new Honor System:

'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Wolverines are hoping for an undefeated season this year....

11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
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Q: How did the Wolverines spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda rights
Comments 
17th-Oct-2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
None of that is half as funny as the fact they lost at home to Toledo last weekend.
17th-Oct-2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
*chuckles*

My little OSU heart is gleefully enjoying the Wolverine's disfunction this season. Now if OSU's offense would pick up instead of making the defense win the game, I'd be even happier.
18th-Oct-2008 02:09 am (UTC)
My UoM cousin will enjoy these for his birthday. BUWAHAHAHHHAA
18th-Oct-2008 06:40 am (UTC)
*chuckles* They came courtesy of mom.
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