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Changing the world
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*ducks in advance* 
13th-Nov-2008 06:30 pm
humor
My new boyfriend is driving me nuts.

He colored my favorite white lamp shade bright blue.

So now I'm forced to Rage! Rage! Against the dyeing of the light!
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(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 12:36 am (UTC)
What, you didn't think it was punny enough?
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 05:12 am (UTC)
Sorry dear. I was trying to bing a laugh or at least a groan to my flist today:)
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 12:37 am (UTC)
*slowly shaking head....holds out pun jar*
14th-Nov-2008 12:39 am (UTC)
*giggles*
14th-Nov-2008 12:44 am (UTC)
That was awful *chuckling*
14th-Nov-2008 05:13 am (UTC)
well, technically, it came out of a Pearls Before Swine strip I read in a collection last night. It was just too bad not to use on here.
14th-Nov-2008 05:24 am (UTC)
*still chuckling*
14th-Nov-2008 12:44 am (UTC)
Dylan Thomas is going to haunt you now...

14th-Nov-2008 05:12 am (UTC)
I'll have to stock up on ale then:)
14th-Nov-2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
Any excuse, right?
14th-Nov-2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
More or less. Like my D&D characters, I spend my platinum on Ale and Whores.
14th-Nov-2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
Male whores, I assume - not wenches.
14th-Nov-2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
Well, of course. either that or I wind up playing a female cleric and tell random people in Inn, "Is that a sword in your scabbard, or are you just happy to see me?"
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 05:11 am (UTC)
Well, according to his bio, he's probably well preserved to spin... Evidently his drinking was legendary.
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 05:41 am (UTC)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled poets?
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 05:47 am (UTC)
I'd assume, 'cause it's hard to soak things in vinegar on the vine...
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 06:06 am (UTC)
duck duck goose?;)
(Deleted comment)
14th-Nov-2008 05:10 am (UTC)
Sorry:)
14th-Nov-2008 03:57 am (UTC)
Oh.

Dear.


GAWD.

*dies is ded*
14th-Nov-2008 05:10 am (UTC)
*Drops flowers on the corpse**Then pulls an Anna Madrigal and leaves a joint*
14th-Nov-2008 11:32 am (UTC)
Wow, your life is hard.
14th-Nov-2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
'Twas a poor jest.

Actually not dating anyone right now, particularly since the last guy I went on a date with likes muscles relaxers.
14th-Nov-2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, it was a joke. Sorry. Please blame morning muddle-headedness.
14th-Nov-2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
No worries. I have the same problem most days when I read LJ:)
14th-Nov-2008 01:13 pm (UTC)
*Groan.*

Ducking in advance is very good policy.
14th-Nov-2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah I know. I just enjoy punning people on occasion.

I kind of wish I had a quick enough mind to participate in pun threads.
14th-Nov-2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
I wish I had a quick enough mind for any kind of repartee.
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