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30th-Aug-2002 12:56 am
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Ok, kiddies, I'm off to the Western Wilds for a commitment ceremony tomorrow, which means a whole weekend without the wacky thoughts of the psycho behind the keyboard.

So anyway, I got a copy of the always fabulous To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar out of the library. This led to some even more fabulous commentary between me and the always interesting gothic_oreo. My personal favorite was his comment that John Leguizamo has a great set of legs. And he wonders why we all question our gaydar around him. We also made fun of the "touching" love scene between Bobby-Ray and Bobby-Lee. Bobby-Ray made a comment along the lines of "You sure got a purdy dress". This led to me commenting "You sure got a purdy mouth". For those of you too young to remember that quote, go check out Deliverence. Scary less for the subject matter than what used to be considered sexy.

Now of course, my VCR is screaming for a showing of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert. Even if we do have to endure the now legendary ABBA turd conversation.

I still have to write a witty and intelligent toast to the bride and groom. I am gay, so this means I have standards to maintain. "Gee, I love you guys and you two are so great together, so let's all get plowed" is not in my ideal speech. Although, I am hoping to be toasty when I read it, since I have a fear of speaking in public. I also need to get a card, since I still plan of giving cash as the gift. I don't think a bar tab is going to cover a gift.

Herb is talking to me again. I actually got three sentances out of him on MSN tonight. In the meantime, Aunt Judy was using Jason's MSN to talk dirty to me. I got a laugh when I told her I could please her without even touching her, since she always smiles when we talk. I will not repeat her comment back to that.

I get my Tux tomorrow when I get there. With any luck, I'll figure out how to scan a pic and post it here so you can all see me in something other than grunge-chic.

No more random encounters with the homeless today. I did, however, have a lot of fun making fun of customers at work tonight. As I have harped on repeatedly, "May I have your phone number?" is not a trick question. Also, our hold tape explains in graphic detail the specials. Listen closely so you don't have to fucking ask me.

New recipe, better than goddamndunce's lettuce and crisco...Beef tips and noodles on pizza dough is excellent. Particularly Nancy's Cafe beef tips and noodles.

Why is Jason audio-taping cemetaries? What a dork.

Anyway, if anyone has good speech advice, please let me know.

Peace out until next time.

James
Comments 
30th-Aug-2002 07:12 am (UTC)
Why is Jason audio-taping cemetaries? What a dork.

He is a Paranormal Investigator, didn't you know? He has to go out and catch the voices that hears on tape to prove that he isn't a paranoid schizophrenic. giggling No, really though, he thinks he is a paranormal investigator and it is his job to go out and find the ghosts and prove that they are really there. Like so stupid audio tape done on a mini-tape recorder is going to prove anything. HA!


As for the weekend, just don't try to do the silent toast with the groom. LOL That could prove to be bad. Have loads of fun. Tell them "congratulations" from us and hug Dougie for me if you see him this weekend.

super huge hugs and smoochies since I probably won't be here when you leave
30th-Aug-2002 09:40 am (UTC) - Re:
Yeah, I know why he's audiotaping, but WHY is still something I will never understand.

And I think I finally know what I'm going to toast with.:)
1st-Sep-2002 10:23 pm (UTC)
In interviews John Leguizamo goes on about how grueling the filming of To Wong Foo was. But...come on...just watch the damn movie! You can see that he's enjoying every moment of it!
1st-Sep-2002 10:37 pm (UTC) - Re:
Oh yeah...and I still can't decide whether he or Patrick Swayze makes the better queen....Yeah, Vita was more elegant, but Chi-Chi was more natural.

And just for the amusement factor, according to the Oprah interview a friend of mine taped, John was the onle one who didn't need a gender-bender.
2nd-Sep-2002 12:49 am (UTC) - Re:
Vita was a gorgeous 'woman', but it's Chi Chi who steals the show. She is proud of who she is and flaunts every little bit that she's got, but knows when and where to draw the line and think of others. The perfect queen.
2nd-Sep-2002 01:54 am (UTC) - Re:
*rofl* The only drawback to Chi Chi was her hair at the end...se looked better with the tease.
2nd-Sep-2002 02:09 am (UTC) - Re:
Ohh, yes, well, even divas have their tiny little slip-ups. I'm sure whoever styled her hair was sacked the very second she stepped off the stage!
2nd-Sep-2002 10:43 am (UTC) - Re:
LOL
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