From this thread here...
Text reprinted here for my contribution, which is on page 2 of the comments.
With everyone asking "Who is Harry Potter?", Hermionie quests all over England to find the Muggle who will stop the world by not using superstitious nonsense. Harry Potter shows up near the end of the book and then makes a 156 page speech explaining how Magick doesn't exist and Voldemort is merely another name for anything that isn't Capitalism. Poor Ron Weasley dissapppears not long after this, left standing on the mpty train track leading to