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Changing the world
one mind at a time
I am the Dread Spice Girl! Bow before me! 
16th-May-2002 01:45 am
It's long, but it's rather funny...thanks to all ya'll who posted yours...
And Star Wars Ep II starts in 10 hours!!!!!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate Empire State Building. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Get your evil plan at http://darksites.com/evilplan
16th-May-2002 12:02 am (UTC)

*wipes laugh tears from face*
16th-May-2002 01:28 am (UTC) - Re:
That was just goofy as hell...
Thanks for posting the ink in the first place:)
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