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BLIGHTOTW a day late. 
14th-Jun-2007 11:21 am
Seems while all of you were fending off zombies yesterday, me being out at John's farm saved me from the hordes running through the streets of Springfield. It does however, make me question the number of red-eyed animals running in the corn last night, as well as what condition that racoon we chased out of the Haunt was in.

And it does explain the bleeding armadillo that was jumping like the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Seriously, turns out that's their other defense. Those fuckers jump like a pole vaulter.)

Hmm, maybe that's why stewicked called just as John and I were undressing...Knowing gothic_oreo, he was probably one of the first to rise as undead, along with his friend Jason. She was probably fending off the rotting flesh of her husband while I was getting ready for hot loving with John. Sorry, dear. If your brains are still intact, I'll try to call later.

On the bright side, while John and I were at Django's (the Lebanon coffee house) we did hear how zombies are made. There was this rather nice group of unspecified denominational Xtian zombies in the party room discussing fasting for G-d. Seriously. The moderator was telling her zombie-ettes about how G-d instructs us all to do a prophet's fast (ie no food or drink for 40 days and 40 nights), and how fasting cures cancer. As we were leaving, I took a peek, and realized that the woman preaching this nonsense probably could use 40 days without food.

Oh yes, and after we finished clearing the dead animals from the corn, John showed me documentary on the Keebler Elves. Seems they started off life making shoes for a megacorperation, but the corp wanted them to branch out in to sewing prom dresses and the like. Ernie balked, saying "Keebler's cobble, but they don't sew gowns."

Any rate, I need to go clean the body parts out of my yard before the dogs takes a hankering for long pig.
16th-Jun-2007 04:35 am (UTC)
Zombies? There were zombies running amok? You'd think I'd see something like that!
16th-Jun-2007 05:18 am (UTC)
'Twas a silly event someone proposed...something about getting as many people as possible to blog as if zombies were taking over the world. I missed the actual day, thus this makeshift post:)
16th-Jun-2007 03:23 pm (UTC)
Oh what a relief! I would so hate to miss out on witnessing zombies roaming the planet. After all one must needs to be alerted to said phenomena, so one can load up the ol' tackle box with zombie fighting gear. Wonder if salt would work on them? After all they're kinda slimy like a slug.
16th-Jun-2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
Hmm, would have made Night of the Living Dead much shorter that way.

Personally, if zombies attacked right now, I'd be using a spatula and plastic dinnerwear to fend them off.
16th-Jun-2007 09:47 pm (UTC)

I'd use my sharp wit and sword....along with my ever brave Chihuahua. The ancient Mastiff can then rally the kittens and show them good defense positions to launch themselves from.
18th-Jun-2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
That puts me in mind of the russian kitty in Cats and Dogs...
18th-Jun-2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
I've never seen that movie...but if the cat had attitude with a capital TUDE....yeah that would be my kitties.
18th-Jun-2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
Pretty much. Thre are ninja cats and the Russian cat plays a very mean prank on the poor puppy during a home invasion.
18th-Jun-2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
Yup that sounds like my outside cats!
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