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My bail is $720.50. 
24th-Nov-2007 12:19 pm
krispy kreme
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up
your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you-- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend
--$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend>-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --
$25
Comments 
24th-Nov-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
$265
24th-Nov-2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
What, you never peed in the pool?:)
24th-Nov-2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
Nope, just the lake.
24th-Nov-2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
LOL Ok.
24th-Nov-2007 09:28 pm (UTC)
I suck at math. But total it up, and subtract 20 bucks...you have my bail.

Extra points if you can guess the one thing on the list I never did.
26th-Nov-2007 02:25 am (UTC)
Guessing sex in the pool:)
26th-Nov-2007 02:46 am (UTC)
Nope, done that.LOL
26th-Nov-2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Sex with a Puerto Rican?
26th-Nov-2007 02:48 am (UTC)
That's the one. You know any cute ricans? I could go for the perfect score.LOL
26th-Nov-2007 02:50 am (UTC)
Well, unfortunatly, down here they're mostly Mexican/Central American. You'd have to hit NYC/Florida for a real Rican.
26th-Nov-2007 04:32 am (UTC)
955.50

fuck
26th-Nov-2007 05:28 am (UTC)
yet another pool peeer;)
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