Which can be found back here.1) Not just screwing, XXXX. All sorts of intimate acts, oral and whatnot, that can be particularly hard for a trusting wife to forgive and IMPOSSIBLE to forget.
This line was uttered with utmost creepiness by Wilford Brimley. The movie sucked, but watching Diabetes/Oatmeal man as a Mafia enforcer made it worth the $1.5 I payed to watch it. 2) Let me try putting this in a more earthly way: XXXX and you have actually stumbled into God's Nintendo game, where He and the devil fight it out, using their various Time Warriors as different characters... forever trying to tip that delicate balance one way or another.
Ok, I kind of cheated. This one was Direct to Video. But it had Zach Galligan starring, and supporting roles filled by Bruce Campbell and Marina Sirtis. I mean, it really was geek overload.