Had a bad night at work again, so I redid the two music memes that don't involve people guess what lyrics are what.
Beats writing the letter to the editor wher eI try to avoid saying "Religion is not a dildo. don't overcompensate for your small penis by ramming your religion up my ass."
First thing you do, you set your iPod (or computer music list, what the ever) to shuffle.
Then you ask the following questions, and hit 'next song'. The title of the song will be the answer to your question.
Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: "It's a Sin"-Pet Shop Boys (Hey, I'm not that dirty.)
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Days of Swine and Roses"- My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult (Sounds exciting...)
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Crush"-Garbage (Ok, no one needs to die, beg, or steal for me.)
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "Calling all you angels"-Train (I turn on necrophiliacs?)
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: "Legion"- VNV Nation (I refuse to join the armed services.)
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "Violins"- Joey Cape (why yes, stringed instruments cause me to do violence.)
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Lucky Star"-Madonna (Ah yes, shine that heavenly body baby.)
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Walking on Broken Glass"-Annie Lennox (so...probably no.)
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "McArthur's Park"- Donna Summers (I'll die unhappy because someone left the fucking cake out ion the fucking rain.)
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "Baby Got Back"-Sir Mix-A-Lot (I should be a rap star's girlfriend?)
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Jumpin' Jack Flash"- Rolling Stones (In fact it's a gas!)
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Freak on a Leash"- KORN (Only studded collars do it for me though.)
And since i have the playlist up and running anyway....
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'RE HOT" YOU SAY?
"Criminal"- Fiona Apple (Let me make you my prisoner of love.)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?
"Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!"-Paul Oakenfold (Essentially, yes.)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Juke Joint Jezebel"- KMFDM (I feel like a trashy slut?)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?
"Superstar"- Sonic Youth (Hell yeah, I wanna be rich and famous.)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"High Enough"- Damn Yankees (That's why I quit smoking pot.)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Justified and Ancient"- The KLF (Damn skippy, bitches.)
WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
"Beautiful Day"- U2 (Particularly now that it's Spring.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?
"Dreaming"-Blondie (w00t! I'm his dream man!)
WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?
"Our Lips are Sealed"- The Go-Go's (hush now darling, don't you cry...)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Sweet Caroline"- Neil Diamond (I make a lousy drag queen, but thanks for playing.)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?
"Planet Caravan"-Pantera (Planet, schmanet, Janet.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Follow Me"- Uncle Kracker (Doubt it.)
WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Disarm"-Smashing Pumpkins (Maybe. It still ranks as a favorite song of mine.)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"House of Pain"-Faster Pussycat (Depends on what kind of pain we're talking here....)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Big Ol' Butt"- LL Cool J (My ass is not a secret.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?
"Silent All These Years"- Tori Amos (Not really. Dogs bark.)
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF YOUR ENEMY?
"Love to Love You Baby"-Donna Sumers (Eww....gross.)
WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR?
"Lick It"-Gillette (I know the song is about the innie, but yeah, the outtie likes it just as much.)
WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS?
"War Pigs"- Black Sabbath