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Writer's Block: Some words to live by... 
2nd-Jun-2008 06:26 am
What words do you find wise enough to live by?

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evenin' servin' chowder and iced tea.

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (yee haw!).
I could've seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
so you don't end sellin' fish to tourists in t-shirts

In other news, mom tried to tell me she can drive to Indianapolis from Urbana in an hour. If that's true, she needs to join the NASCAR circuit.
2nd-Jun-2008 10:30 am (UTC)
That song is constantly stuck in my head. Thanks for putting it there again.

2nd-Jun-2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Better that one than the other 2 they've since come up with.

2nd-Jun-2008 07:01 pm (UTC)
I like the car one.

"Now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact"
2nd-Jun-2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
F-R-E-E that spells free creditreport dot com baby...
2nd-Jun-2008 12:48 pm (UTC)
*cackle* That's awesome.

I found you through X's LJ and added you to my Friend's List. Please check me out and add me too, if you wanna : )
2nd-Jun-2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
Consider yourself added to the (occasional) madhouse:)
2nd-Jun-2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
Excellent : D
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2nd-Jun-2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
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2nd-Jun-2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
Well, don't read the post then;)
2nd-Jun-2008 11:31 pm (UTC) - Driving to Indy in an hour....
It can be done. But only if you're really skilled and there's light traffic (i.e. between midnight and six a.m. when I did it) and no cops on the backroads.

I don't know about your mom's skills, seeing as she got in a fender bender a few weeks ago. Did she tell you? Cops couldn't determine who was at fault, but I'm betting it wasn't Jan. The other lady involved has a traffic record as long as my forearm.
4th-Jun-2008 02:54 pm (UTC) - Re: Driving to Indy in an hour....
No, actually she didn't. Then again, mom has a bad tendency to not tell me anything. Or calling after she's been released from the hospital to let me know she was admitted.
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