First thing you do, you set your iPod (or computer music list, what the ever) to shuffle.
Then you ask the following questions, and hit 'next song'. The title of the song will be the answer to your question.
Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: "Solitary"- VNV Nation (Recently, yes.)
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Somewhere Out There"- Our Lady Peace (Yeah, it does seem like I'm questing again.)
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: "Lucky Star"- Madonna (My friends want me to shine my heavenly body?)
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "Copa Cabana"- Barry Manilow (Am I Lola or Rico?)
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: "Relax"- Frankie Goes to Hollywood (I would but I have too much to do at the moment.)
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "White Rabbit"- Jefferson Airplane (Drugs?)
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Just Can't Get Enough"- Depeche Mode (ROFL)
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "19-2000"-Gorillaz (Oh G-d, not that many!)
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "Rhinestone Cowboy"- Glen Campbell (I'll ride out in a star spangled Rodeo?)
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "Learning to fly"- Tom Petty (Just let go.)
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Fernando"- ABBA (Happiness is a latin lover who discos?)
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Mein Teil"- Rammstein (*choke*)
The rules are simple: Hit the shuffle on your iPod/mp3 player, then answer each question by hitting next.
Q: What does next year have in store for you?
A: "Shadows of the Night"-Pat Benetar (I get someone to run in the shadows with?)
Q: What does your love life look like next year?
A: "Never Let You Go"- Third Eye Blind (YAY!)
Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
A: "Heaven Help My Heart"- Chess soundtrack. (Truedat.)
Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
A: "Soccer Practice"- Johnny McGovern (Actually, yes it does. And adagiogray
Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
A: "Dancing Queen"-ABBA (I do not dance when I get out of bed.)
Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding (or silver wedding anniversary?)
A: "Here comes the Rain Again"- The Eurythmics (Ok by me.)
Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
A: "You Give Love a Bad Name"- Bon Jovi (*Laughs* It wasn't THAT bad.)
Q: Your favorite saying?
A: "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"- Rolling Stones (Actually that's kind of accurate.)
Q: Favorite place?
A: "Tom's Diner"- Suzanne Vega
Q: Most missed memory?
A: "Live to Tell"-Madonna (This song always reminds me of college for some reason.)
Q: What song describes your best friend?
A: "Into the Great Wide Open"- Tom Petty (A Rebel without a clue.)
Q: What song decribes your ex?
A: "Run Runaway"- Slade (I did. And I don't regret it.)
Q: Where would you go on an important date?
A: "Nothing But a good time"- Poison (that's the way any date should be.)
Q: Drug of choice?
A: "Heaven"- Psychedelic Furs (mmm.)
Q: What song describes yourself?
A: "It's My Life"- No Doubt (Pretty Much)
Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
A: "You Oughtta Know"- Alanis Morrisette (so Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!)
Q: The song that best describes the President?
A: "Come Undone"- Duran Duran
Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
A: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"- U2 (Sounds likely.)
Q: Your love life right now?
A: "The World is Not enough"- Garbage (does that mean I'm a slut?)
Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
A: "If It Be Your Will"-Leonard Cohen (Very apt.)
Q: How will you die?
A: "Filthy/Gorgeous"- Scissor Sisters (Killed in a stampede of glammho's. /nod)
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'RE HOT" YOU SAY?
"Closing time"-Semisonic (yes, because they're drunk.)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?
"Days of Swine and Roses"-MLWTTKK (Yes, because my customers are Christian Zombie Vampires.)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Goldfinger"- Shirley Bassey (I wish.)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?
"Stray Cat Strut"- Stray Cats (I got cat class and I got cat style.)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Goody Two Shoes"- Adam Ant (Probably. I don't drink and I don't smoke.)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Dust in the Wind"-Kansas ( I am kind of out of touch...)
WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)"- Pet Shop Boys (particularly this week.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?
"Under the Milky Way Tonight"- The Church (Wish I knew what you were looking for.)
WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?
"Everything We Know is Wrong"- Apoptygma Berzerk (True.)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Heroin"- Velvet Underground (You can grind my bones and smoke 'em.)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?
"If I Could Turn Back Time"- Cher (Not really.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Like A Virgin"- Madonna (Well, it would be a GAY wedding...)
WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"So Alive"- Love and Rockets (Wow, I get to be Frankenstein's monster!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"Karma Police"- Radiohead (I do worry about my fate and karma.)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Forsaken"- VNV Nation (I'm alone. Again.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?
"Hava Nagila"- Scooter (techno mix)
WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF YOUR ENEMY?
"Dead Souls"- Joy Division (He is dead to me. /spit)
WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR?
"Coin-Operated Boy"- The Dresden Dolls (I can even take him in the bath.)
WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS?
"Fire Woman"- The cult