Song that always makes you sad?:
"Everything I do"-Bryan Adams. Mainly becaause it reminds me of a friend of mine who's passed on. Which is why I don't have a copy and change the station when it comes on.
Last thing you bought?:
Uh, a 12 pack of Diet Pepsi Lemon, since they're on sale for $1.99 since no one likes the shit.
Last person you argued with?:
A customer who tried to convince me that walking out of the store without paying for her 20 oz wasn't stealing.
Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?:
What kind of butter? if toast, yes. Otherwise, I generally buy Goober Grape on the rare occasions I buy PB&J.
One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?:
Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd?:
No. First time I ever heard N*SYNC was on my first date with Evil Kris (may his genital warts start oozing pus.) so I now associate them with him.
Favorite day of the week?:
the one that ends in "y"
Favorite Sundae topping?:
Did you take Piano lessons?
Yes. And I failed.
Most frequent song played?:
Fuck if I know.
show you secretly enjoy?:
Dancing with the Stars?
Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
Date someone older or younger?:
Older. Guys younger than me generally have the conversational skills of a troglodyte and the sexual stamina of a teenager.
One place you could travel right now?:
I assume this is asking one place I'd like to travel to at the moment. Which would be Las Vegas.
Do you use umbrellas?:
Currently using a work logo umbrella that is pretty much useless.
Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?:
Can I just hand them both razors so they can put themselves out of my misery? And can we add Chad Kroeger and Nickleback to that list?
Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:
Dick is dick, ass is ass.
Who gives a shit about hair?
Best job you ever had?:
Tarot reading at John's last year.
Did you go to your high school prom?:
yeah. not worth it.
Perfect time to wake up?:
when the alarm goes off after 2 snooze presses.
Perfect time to go to bed?:
What do you miss right now?
Ever been in a car accident?:
One. an old lady pulled into me in front of the hospital.
26. Closer to mom or dad...or neither?:
Mom. Dad's kind of hard to get ahold of unless I feel like hosting a seance,.
What age is this exciting life over for you?:
Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?:
The 90's. I rather enjoyed them once I got away from Urbana.
Favorite shoes you have ever owned?:
The ones that fit?
Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school:
In mom's attic, probably.
Were you in track and field?:
Yeah, because my 300 pound fat ass could do the 100meter sprint, jackass.
Were you ever in a school talent show?:
Have you ever written in a library book?:
some pollens and molds.
Have you watched sex and the city?:
Hated the show, loved the movie.
Baseball hat or toque?:
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
Wet the toothbrush.
40 Pen or pencil?:
Have you ever gambled at a casino?:
Once. Evil Kris and I hit wheeling downs in West Virginia. Think I lost $10 on video slots.
Have you thrown up on a plane?:
Have you thrown up in a car?:
Have you thrown up at work?:
Yes, and one time I threw up on my manager.
Do you scream on roller coasters?:
Onl;y when the safety bar is bouncing on my balls.
Who was your first prom date?:
Mandy something. She was from graham and a student of Mom's.
Who was your first roommate?:
Technically, my brother.
What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?:
Um, was a hairy buffalo involving pink champagne, beer, gin, and whisky.
What was your first job?:
stuffing inserts into newspapers.
What was your first car?:
Isuzu P/uP. AKA the Pimp Mack Daddy Mobile.
When did you go to your first funeral?:
Would have been dad's in 82.
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?:
18 and life to go.
Who was your first grade teacher?:
Where did you go on your first airplane ride?:
Los Angeles via St. Louis.
When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?:
Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?:
Shawn Karg. and no.
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?:
dorms at Wright State
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?:
John, probably. Cause DOug don't answer his phone.
Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman:
Josh Harvey's. Richard wouldn't even let me be an usher.
What is the first thing you do in the morning?:
hit the snooze usually.
What was the first concert you attended?:
TNT, Loudness, and Stryper.
First tattoo or piercing?:
My left ear. which got infected thanks to letting Evil Kris do it while stoned. Which is why I don't have it anymore.
Last tattoo or piercing?
Same as the first. My body is no longer pierced and I have no tatts.