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Borrowed from indigocub 
12th-Nov-2008 11:45 am
** You have the right to reply to this meme. You have the right to ignore this meme. Anything you say can and will be snickered at and enjoyed! You have the right to an attorney, especially if he's hot....

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
12th-Nov-2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
Apparently one of your Scratchers was deeply offended when you told him he had to get out of the way of your actual customers while he scratched a million tickets. See, what you did not know was that he was the Scratcher King. He went outside and gathered his minions of hundreds of scratchers and returned in with his army. There was a big conflagration in the parking lot and the police ended up putting you in the car and taking you away from there for your own safety while the scratchers over ran the building and were crushed in it's collapse because they had exceeded it's maximum safe capacity tenfold, causing the walls to buckle. Thank goodness you were already in the police car by the time that happened.
12th-Nov-2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that sounds like something George would do. (George being the 70+ year old man who comes in and blows around $100 a day on scratchers at my new store.)
12th-Nov-2008 06:38 pm (UTC) - I don' know you super well, but here it is...
During on of the area’s frequent blizzards you valiantly kept the store opened until the bitter end of closing time. Unfortunately, this rendered you entirely unable to make it home as the snow outside was piled so high that, not only were the roads utterly inaccessible, but you could barely open the door. Fortunately, the only customer of the evening was a very hot, very horny, writer of literary/supernatural gay erotica who happened to look vaguely like Neil Gaiman’s Morpheus. Between the abundance of alcohol and the sex, you managed to pass the time quite nicely until the dawn found you both sated and passed out in the back room. Hours later, the police cruised by on a routine tour, mistook you for looters (the amount of alcohol you’d consumed did look a bit suspicious), and threw you in the back of the cruiser. You were later released on your own recognizance.
12th-Nov-2008 07:59 pm (UTC) - Re: I don' know you super well, but here it is...
Mmm, emobois.

But yeah, and it was fun trying to find a comfortable place to get it on, given the complete lack of space in the storage area. I think we crushed a few gift sets.
12th-Nov-2008 08:31 pm (UTC) - Re: I don' know you super well, but here it is...
Don't most of your gift sets contain glass? Ouch!

Great icon. I love Death!
12th-Nov-2008 11:14 pm (UTC) - Re: I don' know you super well, but here it is...
Glasses and liquor. Or with Kahlua, a special shaker.

And yeah, I love the icon. Found it on Far.com a few years back. The run photoshop contests on occasion, and they had one for "If Goths ruled the world".
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13th-Nov-2008 02:42 am (UTC)
At least the boy didn't get knocked up;)
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13th-Nov-2008 06:17 am (UTC)
Nothing wrong with that. Penis.
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