Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?
As embarrassing as it still remains, Joe Hardy from Franklin W. Dixon's Hardy Boys mysteries. For those who've never heard the story, my earliest "crush" was on Joe back in first or second grade. My friend Sixten Otto introduced me to the current at the time paperbacks, and I was hooked.
It also started suggestions of other things that haunt me these days. For example...
(That would be Joe on the right.)
Anyway, I blame the Hardy Boys for making me the homo I am today.