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In case you hadn't heard... 
13th-Aug-2002 10:20 pm
Columbus, OH (Rooters)-
The "Motor City Madman" is dead, cause of death unknown.

Ted Nugent died on stage this evening at the Ohio State Fair. Current cause of death is unknown. The rock star collapsed after suffering multiple wounds, some appearing to be antler shaped, others like arrow wounds. The star was also found to have been choking on his microphone, as well as having an AK-47 lodged up his anus. No word from the coroner if the gun had been discharged.
In a related story, a 5-point buck with large antlers was reported to be stalking the fair grounds earlier, as was Ozzy Osborn, who was reported to be seen at the Fair's Archery Range muttering about "that [ed] redneck who called me [ed]".
13th-Aug-2002 04:02 pm (UTC)
A tragic loss, a tragic loss indeed. Where oh where will the media go when they want a "wacky" Republican quote from now on? The cause of bowhunting will be set back by decades. A nation weeps.
13th-Aug-2002 04:09 pm (UTC) - Re:

His music wasn't that bad, but his on stage conversation was.
13th-Aug-2002 05:12 pm (UTC)
LOL i loved this !!!!!!!
James remeber my Ozzy rules and Ted drools essay a couple months ago ?

if only it was true ..... oh but a girl can dream cant she ? His anti woman as anything but a piece of ass crap and his right wing vomit dont endear him to me at all , when i was young ( years a go i loved his music till i went to see him in concert and caught his tude ..oh well
i wish someone would dress up as a deer and hunt him

13th-Aug-2002 06:30 pm (UTC) - Re:
I remember that rant very well.

Yeah, I'm still getting hearing back after his concert. The tickets we had were 5 rows back. The music's ok, but the lacture on 2nd amendment rights was unnecessarily long. And he missed his guitar with the flaming arrow.

Someone someplace probably made a skin for him on Deer Avenger...if not, someone should.

13th-Aug-2002 05:40 pm (UTC)
ROFL...Now there's poetic justice...
13th-Aug-2002 06:27 pm (UTC) - Re:
*chukles* I really hope no one takes this seriously...
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